Michelle Rau: Guy asked me if I spoke Italian, and I was like, "Nope, sorry dude. I can't flirt with you."
Me: Hi Chris! Hi Jeff!
Jeff: A BIRD SHIT ON MY HEAD.
"Even though they have these traits that make them kind of...stupid." - Carlyn, on men
SPECIAL EDITION: QUOTES FROM THE SHORT BUS
"We forced every Italian off the bus!" *next stop: Italian lady gets off* "NOW WE FORCED EVERY ITALIAN OFF THE BUS!"
"I'M A BEAST!" - Mirau
"The door ate me!" - Sebass
"Our group would be on the short bus." - Hutch
"There are no short buses, only short people." - Me
"I almost fell in an old man's lap!" - Kathryn
"I no speak English." - lady who took one look at us and decided to walk to work
"We look the same. Carlyn's Asian. I'm Asian." - Me
"No one said it was medieval. I just said it was an excellent dragon." - Sebass
"I LIKE FROLICKING!"
"No matter where you are, if someone says, 'hands go up,' everyone's hands go up. And they stay there." - Hutch or Baudot--I don't remember
*Italians make inappropriate jokes about water bottles*
"Peter looked a lot like Dr. Sebastian does in the morning, kind of bumbling around." - TerTer
"That kiss led to...what kisses often lead to." - Sebass, on subtext and Paolo and Francesca
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