"Oh man, it's bright as #$%@!" - random bro in the Vatican
"There are no bibles in Rome." - general consensus of the group
"Poseidon is a woman." - Kathryn, on how chopping off statues' genitalia probably sent the wrong message
"Let's play a came called how many times do I see Jonah being swallowed by a whale in this church." - Dr. Bednarz
"He died from torrid and vigorous sex." - John Sebastian on the death of Raphael
"John, what's that?" - Dr. Bednarz
"What?" - Dr. Sebastian
(sums up the relationship between these two perfectly)
"Shakalakaboomboom!" - street vendor trying to sell us umbrellas
"We'll get you a Scooby snack." - Kathryn, to Dr. Sebastian
"Can you hear that? It's saying heeeeeeelp meeeeeee, heeeeeelp meeeeeee." - Dr. Sebastian, on how people are always stuck in the walls of Roman ruins
"Paul was a very respected man. Or he just scared the hell out of people." - Dr. Bednarz
"I WANT TO FIND A POOP HOLE!" - Jeff
"Dining room...or poop hole?" - Jeff
"Where's the poop hole?" - Jeff
"Knock three times, and the wall will swing out! Or take us to Diagon Alley." - me, on how weird brick walls are obviously magical
Me: Where are you?
Hutch: *pops up from behind a random wall* WE'RE IN HERE!
Jeff: Hey, Michelle's in a big pit of nothingness.
Jacob: Oh, good.
"We always had a barbecue on St. Lawrence's feast day. I mean, he's like the patron saint of barbecues!" - Dr. Sebastian, on how medieval studies people have WAY TOO MUCH TIME on their hands
"It's LADIES Gaga." - John Sebastian, on how Antonia and I need to make our Dale stories grammatically correct
"I wake up in the morning, and my whole body just goes crack, crack, crack! I'm a cracker. I'm pretty sure P. Diddy didn't feel like this." - Hutch
"I can speak German: guten tag, bratwurst, gensundheit, sauerkraut!" - Hutch
"I'm a beast!" - Michelle Rau
"We'll get you a bull whip." - Dr. Sebastian to Chris
"Look, Dr. Sebastian, it's a medieval tower!" - Dr. Bednarz
"Yeah, that's right. Own it, own it!" - Dr. Bednarz schooling Dr. Sebastian
"Can we show you our dance? We've been trying to show you for a few minutes now, but I'm the only one with the woman cajones to ask." - Hutch to Dr. Sebastian
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